We need a new town loony…IMMEDIATELY! But he has to be able to meet our town’s qualifications or we’ll just run him right out of town. Well we need a crazy in this town for many reasons. A loony would bring back the joy, amusement, laughter, good luck, and daily dose of weird that we unfortunately lost after our previous town loony left to go to college. Can you believe it? College! How absurd a thing for a crazy person to do. Our next applicant has to be able to sing, dance, crack jokes off on the fly, and of all things this person needs to be…WEIRD!!! For being our town’s loony, he or she shall be awarded handsomely. The loony shall be paid in kindness, and that’s it.
Great job, Kyle. You even included some aspects of the story we read.
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